Is It Really That Hard to Take A Shit?

Apparently, the world is awash with people who can't pinch a good loaf. It seems there's a cork stuck in the asses of a lot of people out there which has made laxatives almost as commonplace as aspirin on drug store shelves.

We even have studies on the matter which claim, "Many people underestimated how often they strained. Overall, 32% of defecations in women and 22% of defecations in men were associated with straining to start and 15% and 9%, respectively, with straining to finish."

And analysis such as this: "Straining was to some extent related to stool type: the lumpier a stool, the more often it elicited straining. However, it seems likely that straining in some people is just a habit."

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Bulbous Boobs, Animated Threesome Usher in 3D Avatar

Sex sells everything, from knit stockings to cheese to deodorant.

So why not 3D avatars, too?

To Spark Historic Sports Interest, Heinz Appeals to Steelers Fans

Hey Heinz, remind all the women in Pittsburgh why football fills them with resentment, why don't you.

This spot was created by Garrison Hughes, Pittsburgh for the Heinz History Center. Its purpose is to generate traffic for the Heinz History Center's Western Pennsylvania Sports Museum.

Here's another spot from the same campaign. We don't feel super turned-on by them, but maybe we'd feel differently if we saw the spots from the Jumbotron in Heinz field, which is one of the places these ads will be airing.