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Make My Logo Bigger Cream Promises Years of Logo Pleasure

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These days, it's all about bigger. Actually, it's always been about bigger. Bigger breasts. Bigger penises. And...yes, bigger logos. Agency Fusion is celebrating our lust for the bigger with its Make My Logo Bigger site. The site features Make My Logo Bigger Cream which promises to transform your tiny, insignificant little logo into something so mammoth it's guaranteed to provide years of intense pleasure. The cream works offline, online and is available for three payments of $29.99 which comes with White Space Eliminator to eradicate all that wasted space in your ad.

Bubba says, "My logo is so much bigger now!!!" Indeed, worthy of a porn star.

by Steve Hall    Nov- 1-07    
Topic: Agencies, Good, Spoofs, Strange



Aquent Awards Prizes For Halloween Site Makeover

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It's one day late but Kevin Bonixe of Bridgewater, MA one a contest Aquent held to privide Aquent's website with a bit of Halloween spookiness for a day. Out of a filed of 40 contestants, Kevin's revision of the top banner on the Aquent site was chosen as the winner. He received a prize of $275 and his work will be featured on Aquent's Talent Blog. He also received honorable mention for an additional submission and for that, Kevin will receive some Adobe reference books. You can view his winning entry here.

by Steve Hall    Nov- 1-07    
Topic: Promotions



Maria Sharapova's Crotch A Key Element in Dentsu Lawsuit

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Adverganza picks up on a story about a former Dentsu employee, Steve Biegel, who while employed as a creative director for the agency in its New York office claims he was sexually harassed and has sued the agency. The suit claims Biegel's boss, Toyo Shigeta who heads Dentu's US operations "forced him into visiting brothels, distributed lewd pictures of, among other females, tennis star Maria Sharapova (specifically of her crotch), which Shigeta took on a Canon shoot in October 2004 and also insisted that Biegel and others hang out nude in a hot tub with him."

Aside from the fact that sounds like every day, normal behavior for a horny Japanese dude (OK, any dude), excepting, perhaps, the hot tub thing, Biegel says the events left him humiliated and degraded. Biegel complained, got fired and unleashed the legal eagles on Dentsu.

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by Steve Hall    Nov- 1-07    
Topic: Agencies, Celebrity, Policy, Racy, Strange



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