So the whole pussy double entendre thing? Dead, done, gone, right? Nope. Agent Provocateur has dusted it off and is foisting in out face for it Valentine's Day promotion.
So we have a woman wandering around her house in her lingerie (naturally) who hears a noise outside and her cat screeching. She heads outdoors and catches the attention of a man running by. And oh yes, she asks, "Have you seen my pussy?"
Well, yes, maam, it's right there between your legs. OK, he didn't say that. His tongue dropped, she scowled at him and he went on his while. Out lady friend then proceeds to continue looking for her cat by calling, "Here pussy, pussy, pussy...."
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So that stupid Super Bowl teaser Mercedes did last week featuring Kate Upton? The one in which she takes on the role of "object of desire" to a bunch of guys washing a car while their tongues wag? The one the Parents Television Council stupidly thought was actually too sexy? Yea, that one. Well it had nothing to to with Mercedes' actual Super Bowl commercial which features a scant six seconds of Upton.
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In this hilarious video, two "gangs" of women take on each other in a tampon versus mooncup bathroom rap competition. For those who don't know (we didin't), a mooncup is a silicon menstrual cup women can use instead of a tampon or sanitary napkin.
It's like a direct to consumer ad that's actually watchable.
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Created by Ogilvy Argentina, this Schneider Beer commercial asks women to forgive men for their various annoyances such as tacky compliments, questionable browser history, an unbuttoned shirt as sex appeal device, taking no as a yes, playing a guitar that doesn't exist and for not washing hands. Oh yes, this one's got it all ladies.
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This TBWA\Chiat\Day LA-created Super Bowl Pepsi Nest ad could have been funny. It follows the over-played scenario in which parents return home to find offspring having a party. It's got all the usual antics including a guy duct taped to the ceiling.
Parents come home home with the usual horrified looks on their faces and exclaim, What's going on here?" Dad then says, "hold on" and...while a dude pours milk over himself (OK, that is kinda funny)...ponders the "real cola taste. And that's it. That's all.
Tired premise. Poor execution. But what do we know. Drunk Super Bowl fans will probablt love it and tweet it up the charts.
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This is...perhaps...the strangest ad we have ever seen. Created for Skol Beer by F/Nazca Saatchi & Saatchi, ther ad promotes the Brazilian Carnival season. Set to the tune of Wagners' Ride of the Valkyries, soldiers practice dance moves, kissing techniques and detonate confetti hand grenades.
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For its first-ever Super Bowl outing, Speed Stick will tackle the proverbial awkward laundromat encounter with the hot chick. Aligning with its protective promise that Speed Stick will only allow guys to sweat on the inside when in awkward situations, we see an impatient guy take a woman's laundry out of the drier so he can put his in.
Of course, there's a pair of tiny yellow panties atop the pile which falls to the floor. When he stands after picking them up, his eyes...and the camera...slide up the body of an attractive woman who asks, "What are you doing?"
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Here's an extended version of Hyundai's Kia Sorento Space Babies Super bowl commercial. We think the ad will get a lot of laughs. After all, anyone who's ever had kids is very familiar with juggling, dancing and improvising after being asked, "Daddy/Mommy, where do babies come from?"
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