Evian Hotties Conflict With Floot Hipster
According to nightlife czar Bucky Turco, it's best to stick to proven promotional tactics rather than yield to the pressures of political correctness. At the Marc Ecko charity event for Breast Cancer Turco attended last night, servers where sampling Evian and Floot, a new, wine/champagne-in-a-can drink. Per usual, most of the servers were attractive females except for one Floot server. Noticing this, Turco commented, "Women dolled up and serving is cute and cool and acceptable. But the minute you dress a dude up you're headed for disaster."
Turco said the women all looked fine but said, "The guy, all dressed in yellow with a gold belt look like he just died and descended back from Gay Hipster Heaven. The accessories especially did him in: orange flip flops and those Williamsburg-ish sunglasses." Apparently, the event, which was a benefit for breast cancer ended up looking like a Chip n' Dales club whenever the Floot guy was nearby.
Se more photos from the event here.
Comments
was there a point to this?
yeah...
When it comes to servers don't dress the men in gay looking uniforms.
they look fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hair piece etc etc.
they really fucked up. champagne in a can was set to take off in the 05'. nothing says fabulous like the crisp effervescent rush created when you pop the top of cic. class for the mass... not so much now. at least i have my wine in a box. "floot"... how nooschool.
When establishing the level of nightlife cool, I hardly think a straight "faggot hating" or faggot loving? loser named Bucky Turco has the authority to pass false judgements on a cute model boy's fashion sense. If I remember correctly, Bucky Turco is on notorious NYC watch list for party crashers. I watched him get thrown out of a Heatherette fashion show for hitting a partygoer in the face. Sound like someone has been on the receiving end of faggot for quite some time.
KOSTYRA
Floot is my favorite!!! and that guy is so hot...... Is that Bucky in the picture????
C.
WHERE CAN I BUY FLOOT????? DOES ANYONE KNOW???
fer real YO, wher the fuck can I buy some.
I'll take anything off that tray. Floot is cool. So summer, Cute belt.
PEAT MOSSSSSSSSSSSS.
anyone know where i can get some. how much is it. wher is it...
Hey dumb ass, it's a charity not the fashion awards. Grow up. He looks cute. And she looks even cuter.
When were you in a chip and dales club last? How would you know? He looks fine from here. What were you wearing?
Where was this party? Marc ecko fucking rocks. I want to try some float. It looks refreshing.
Here's a list of stores, bars, and hotels where you can find Floot:
Bar Six, 502 Ave of the Americas
Bistro Go, 37 E 60th St
Affinia Dumont Plaza Hotel, 150 E 34th St
Hotel Gansevoort, 18 9th Ave
Library Hotel, 299 Madison Ave
Metro Grill, 45 W 35th St
Tavern on the Green, Central Park at West 67th St.
Liquor Stores...
Ambassador Wine& Spirits, 1020 2nd Ave
Atlantic Wine& Liquors (Amagansett, NY)
Beekman Liquors, 500 Lexington
Colombus Circle Wine& Liquor, 1780 Broadway
Jeffrey Wine & Liquors, 939 1St Ave
K & D Liquors, 1366 Madison Ave
Liquor Corp., 1356 Amsterdam Ave
Shon 45 Liquors, 840 8th Ave
also, we're selling online at:
http://grandwinecellar.com/detail.aspx?ID=3664
Check out our website at www.flootwine.com and register with us to recieve party invites, special offers and news.
Thanks guys, enjoy your Floot!
What a bunch of Flootcakes
When establishing the level of nightlife cool, I hardly think a straight "faggot hating" or faggot loving? loser named Bucky Turco has the authority to pass false judgements on a cute model boy's fashion sense. If I remember correctly, Bucky Turco is on notorious NYC watch list for party crashers. I watched him get thrown out of a Heatherette fashion show for hitting a partygoer in the face. Sound like someone has been on the receiving end of faggot for quite some time.
KOSTYRA
WOW... i love it... just make sure u spell the name right. Also never been kicked out of a Heatherette anything. I've met them, laf. And jesus people this is all meant in jest don't take it so serious. "Faggots" as you call them run the fashion industry how can I hate? lAF...
I am so happy you realize that. What else are you working on buckles????
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