Paris Hilton Gets the Blues Treatment With Song 'Paris Hilton Blues'

She's got money, a modeling career, a porn career and a reality series. Now she has her own song. Songwriter Big Wassabi sings the blues for Paris Hilton in his new song "Paris Hilton Blues." Listen here. Full lyrics here:

PARIS HILTON BLUES

(words and music, copyright 2003/Gene Hamilton)
Produced by Big Wassabi, courtesy of LBI Productions

Little girl is living the American dream
Just sipping and tipping through the party scene
Well the world is your oyster and your oyster's hot
You got movie star looks and you're model lean

So girl don't be embarrassed
You're a billionairess
I wish I was in Paris too

If things they get too tricky
You better call your sister Nicky

Like a swan on a pond, you don't need no thong
Just wait till the paparazzi's gone
You're just a girl on a mission, something needs itching
You've got a condition called money and position

So girl don't be embarrassed
You're a billionairess
I wish I was in Paris too

Say your mama and your daddy might not believe
There ain't no such thing as bad publicity
I said your mama and your daddy might not believe
Just give a call to Tommy Lee

Girl don't be embarrassed
You're a billionairess
I wish I was in Paris too

If things they get too tricky
You better call your sister Nicky

So little girl
Don't you be embarrassed
All I can say is
I wish I was in Paris

See you in the media
Book tickets on Expedia
The Simple Life you're building
Makes me want to sleep inside a Hilton

Hope this makes you laugh
Cause you're a superstar at last