ViralHeat to Eradicate Pesky Social Media Strategists

Social Media got you down? Confused by all the hype? Sick of "social media strategists" knocking on your door all day long? With the introduction of ViralHeat, you'll no longer have to deal with these bothersome headaches. Nope. For just $9.99 per month you'll get a full suite of tools to monitor and analyze all the social media bullshit swirling around the toilet of today's marketing cesspool.

With ViralHeat companies will be able to "keep tabs on their brand, competitors, employees and topics that are crucial to their marketing efforts for a fraction of the $4,000 a month other companies are charging just for monitoring video."

And it's easy to use too. All you do is type in a search term and ViralHeat will go to work scouring the web, blogs, videos, Twitter and other platforms.

But wait, there's more! Daily email alerts. Social Media trending. And a free Ginsu knife! OK, so the last one isn't true but the tool is certainly worth a look.