Like, OMG, Chelsea OMG Goes to London!
OK, so like. Oh My God. Wait, what? Like, scratch that. We, like, can't even, like, fake the lameness of Chelsea Puck, the bimbo, like, fronting a Bebo web series called Chelsea OMG which, like, has the American airhead in London, like, acting all stupid and, like, shit.
Sure. Chelsea's full of bubbleheaded cuteness and we'd definitely hire her as an intern at Adrants. If only to have her in videos, like, OMGing about ads and, like, stuff. But, like, OMFG, she gives us a headache! Check out all her video goodness here as well as on YouTube. Especially endearing is her Cloverfield-like freak out at the London Bridge and her Palin impression.
As pseudo bimbos go, we much prefer the cheerleader bimbo who did several videos to promote the move, The Comebacks. But we still wouldn't kick Chelsea out of...oops...sorry, that's disrespectful.
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I feel the need to do the English thing of pointing out that is Tower Bridge, not London Bridge. I will let you off though as you are not the first to make what can be a costly mistake:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:American_billionare_buys_London_Bridge,_causes_riots
2 questions for the queers in the audience.
Are you gay?
And how gay are you?
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