'Why Are These Women So Happy?'

Because they're spraying on their pantyhose.

But wait! -- don't stop at aerosol hosiery. Think bigger. Think self-adhering panties. Introducing the NYCE G strapless G-string, part of a life-changing liaison between Nyce Legs -- the spray-on pantyhose people -- and Shibue Couture. Helping you look your sexy best.

Thanks to MTLB for the find.