Only in Japan Can Penis Envy Be Sated with a Console
Not a dildo. Not a diaper. It's a strap-on jimmy for Super Pii Pii Brothers!
This has jack to do with advertising, but if you don't feel thankful for having learned about the existence of Super Pii Pii, you are lying to yourself. Strap on the harness, pop in your Wiimote and play the game that men have been playing in public toilets for, well, ever.
No word on whether a Glory Hole series is in the making but somebody's gotta be working on one.
UPDATE: It was an April Fool's joke. That's a lightweight bummer.
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This was an April Fools joke by the ThinkGeek people, not actually a product.
What a fucking bummer.
Wonder how many people were trying to order?
Give it a week or two and someone will have written the thing...