Borat Labeled Human Rights Victim of Cold Mean Kazakhs
It was just a matter of time before Borat got pinned a victim for his masochistic hairstyle but it turns out his case may be bigger than that, depending on whether you value the right to good hair over freedom of speech.
An annual human rights report released by Condy Rice criticizes the real Kazakhstan, listing relevant examples of human rights victims and including fictional character Borat, the woman-bashing, Jew-spooked Kazakh reporter invented by Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.
It's unsurprising Borat's come across some trouble considering the president isn't too keen on Cohen's charming rendition of Kazakhstan as racist, superstitious and misogynistic. The decision to pull Borat's website, Borat.KZ, is ceremoniously noted in the report: "The government deemed as offensive the content of a satirical site controlled by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and revoked the .kz domain."
We think it's sweet that the country has risen to Borat's defense. If we're going to chuck dirt at all our international friends anyway we might as well stop pretending it's for a good reason and go on righteously rallying for fictional characters.
Humbert Humbert had it rough too. Who wants to throw the rock at Mother Russia?
Comments
Jagshemash!
I am Jonny the Monkey - Borats favorite televisions star and #1 celebrity in all Kazakhstan (Borat still #4)...
Jonny notice Condalisa Ricearoni not mention abuse at Astana Zoo in Kazakhstan where Jonny spend one year in cage. She may not care abouts monkey, but at same time I there my (now) gypsy assistant Batyr was also in cage beside Jonny... he sentenced for bake bagel (now crime gets death sentence in Kazakhstan!).
And while in cages, zoo visitors throw potatoes at both of us for practice for Kazak olympics! Jonny get many bruises and Batyr hit in head more than once (worth 25 points!).
Ricearoni Report also not mention when Borat create plague at Astana University and kill many millions goats in Uzbekistan - but of course that a justifyible attack (dirty Uzbeks!) so maybe that why not in Report...
Howevers Jonny DEFINITELY not angry that it say glorious Kazak government take away diry Sanchez Baron Cohens website name about Borat! Dirty Cohen be riding Borat's coats tail for LONG time now, so he get just deserts by have it taken away!
Chenquieh!