Spammers Thanked For Increasing Penis Size
Friend and fellow industry mate Rick Bruner has created the perfect holiday gift for your favorite spammer. In appreciation for all those thought spammers who have dramatically increased the size of man's manhood the world over, Bruner created a T-shirt with the slogan, "$pam made my p3n1s bigger." You can also get the message on teddy bears, dog t-shirts, thongs and lots of other styles.
Be sure to buy one for every spammer that spams you each day. That ought to make Mr. Bruner a very rich man.