Jeannie Mai Has Sex With Her Mascara

"Oh yea. Don't be afraid, baby. It's just me Better than sex. All I want is to give you the longest, thickest, most luscious lashes of your life. Think you can handle that? OK, baby. Dip my wand and let me get to work."

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It's just the opening to yet another double entendre-laden commercial that uses sex to sell a product. In this case, it's a Barry White-like voiceover seducing Style Network's Jeannie Mai with Too Faced Cosmetics mascara and it's "collagen-fueled formula that leaves you begging for more."

And you know what, it works. Los Angeles-based creative agency Standard Time created the work.