Top Secrets to Successful Viral Videos

This video of a Coca-Cola vending machine which uses Xbox Kinect technology and encourages Koreans to imitate the dance moves of Korean boy band 2PM has been out for about a month. It's accumulated 1,189,846 views on YouTube to date.

So what's made it so popular? Well let us share our years of experience reviewing such videos and the vast knowledge we have accumulated over the years. The secret to creating a successful video is simple. Ready?

Always include cute school girls in plaid miniskirts, slightly chubby boys with jiggling bellies, super cute little kids and, most importantly, hot girls in shorts, high heels and low cut tops that highlight their jiggling boobs.

See? It's simple, really.