You May Want to Avert Your Eyes While Watching This Video

We saw this video floating around somewhere a week or so ago but, surprisingly, didn't write about it. Maybe because it's so horrific. Maybe because we wanted to spare you digitally gouging your eyes out as you watched it. Maybe because we want to make believe ever human being is super hot and perfect in every way.

Alas, it's hit our inbox again and we feel obliged to share. Created by Armando Testa, it somehow sells potting soil.