The Hipster's Guide to Getting the Girl

If this new video from Heineken represents your nightlife then you are, in fact, a hipster. That or you work in the advertising industry and go to a lot of industry events. But, unlike the guy in this commercial who learns sobriety (or at least responsible drinking) gets the girl and a glorious sunrise, you're more likely to end up at some dive bar in Vegas sitting next to some fat guy eating greasy eggs and bacon for breakfast. Unless, of course, you heed the advice in this commercial. Then you get the hot DJ.