Have Great Sex Without All the Mess

So here's the latest condom marketing idiocy. Durex is out with Digital Love, a site on which, so they say, you can have sex without actually coming into contact with a partner. Which, of course, is likely the best way not to get pregnant or contract a sexually transmitted disease. However, the site offers no such thing.

You get a slow loading site, a webcam experience (if you have one) and the chance to stare at a hot woman or man who will coo sexual innuendo in your ears until, surprise, you are told you are an idiot for actually thinking you could have sex without touching.

It all reminds us of that scene in the Sylvester Stallone/Sandra Bullock flick Demolition Man when Bullock asks Stallone if he'd like to have sex with her. He, of course, says yes. Who wouldn't say yes to a request like that from Bullock whose ass was perfection in the tight, black, spandex pants she wore in the movie. But when he realizes they are just having sex in their head, he freaks out and stops.

Anyway, we get that this is a joke. The payoff was just a bit long in coming.