Marc Jacobs Makes Sailor Backpacks Now, and If You Get One, You Could Be Like This Guy.

Quirky yet delightful Spanish firm PeSeta has partnered with designer Marc Jacobs to produce the Marc Jacobs PeSeta Sailor Backpack, a harmonious marriage of sailor utility and sailor kitschy-chic.

And what better way to promote a line of sailor bags than with a sailor having an ass-shaking bag-inspired fetish fest all over a dock? At least that's what one of their ad people must have been thinking, and evidently the whole world unanimously agreed, because they gave us this magnificent piece of work.

If that doesn't make you want to drop $165 on one of these bad-boys (or three! Get three for maximum portside legitimacy!!), well, what the hell will.