KFC to Offer Free Sandwiches in Exchange for Vuvuzelas

You know those rebate programs that make you do all kinds of work just to get $5 off something? Well, KFC is up to it and promises to send a Doublicious gift certificate to anyone who mails in a vuvuzela to KFC headquarters by July 15.

If we weren't on vacation and lacking motivation, we'd take the time to do a little math. But there's no need because we're guessing the cost to package and mail a vuvuzela will exceed the value of the gift certificate. And we'll take pleasure in that becasue we're also guessing there are plenty of math-challenged idiots out there who won't realize this and will go for the deal anyway.