Want a Porsche? Spin Those Dreams Into Bragging Rights
Sike friends into thinking you have a Porsche. Upload a shot of your driveway on the Porsche -- I Can subsite, choose from one of four platinum-coloured models, then PhotoShop your heart out with a limited set of image adjustment tools.
The result is an almost-perfect, semi-nifty shot of a Porsche in your driveway. (Unless, like me, you Googled up a dream driveway too.) Save as wallpaper or share with friends. Just don't invite them over.
Impressed? Yeah? ...No? Well, the effort earned Cramer Krasselt/Chicago some LA Times love.
Comments
And for those of you who already have a Porsche, take a pic of your kitchen and go to "Own a Servant - I Can" and use their options to Photoshop an illegal immigrant slaving away at their second job on your floor with a mop.
And I'm not sure if you can "Photoshop your heart out" - most people I know w/ Porsches would be hard pressed to find a thumping ticker inside...
OR maybe they can add a larger penis option to the "tool" box. Because let's be honest, that's what they're really compensating for. Yes, I'm talking about you B.G.
For the people who'd want to fool the friends....will those people ever end up buying a Porsche? Seems like needless marketing of the brand to people who'll never actually buy a Porsche. Why not just take out ads on MySpace then...