Shut Up, Stick Out Your Chest and Drool!
Photographer: Jessica, can you unsnap one more button for me?
Jessica: Like this?
P: Yea. Now put your left hand on the bale of hay...
J: What's a bale of hay?
P: Uh...it's that rectangular, straw-like thing...
J: Rectang...oh...like that square thing?
P: No, the rec...never mind. Yea, the square thing.
J: Like this?
P: Yea. Now lean left, sit up straight and stick your chest out.
J: You want to see my boobs?
P: Well, yes....uh...sorry...I mean no. I mean I...yea...no...just some cleavage.
J: Is this good?
P: Just a little bit more?
J: But the next button might pop open..wouldn't that be too much boob?
P: Girl, there's no such thing as too much boob...except this is an ad...not a Playboy shoot.
J: They're 34D, you know
P: Um, yes. We all know. Your father made that quite clear a while back
J: Hehe...he's weird like that
P: OK, now stare right at the lens..
J: The what?
P: Then lens...the camera!
J: Oh, the camera...sorry...OK. Like this?
P: Yea...now open your mouth a bit
J: ...ike...his...
P: and yea...now pretend you're about to fall asleep
J: You want me to fall asleep?
P: Not actually...just pretend
J: Um...how do I do that?
P: Just sort of close your eyes a bit...but not all the way...
J: Like this?
P: Yea. Now...Ooops...keep sticking out your chest.
J: Hehe...you like my boobs, don't you? I can tell.
P: Um. Hmm...let's just keep working...
J: But I can see...
P: Jessica....
J: Hehe...ok...sorry...stick my boobs out?
P: Yes
J: Like this?
P: Yes
J: Can you see enough of my boobs"
P: Yes, Jessica. Perfect. Now the look...
J: The look?
P: Jessica!
J: Oh right. Sorry. The falling asleep look. But what about the mouth?
P: OK, think of it like this. Ever see a baby sort of stare into space and drool?
J: Ew...yes.
P: Do that.
J: Huh?
P: Imagine you are a baby drooling.
J: Gross!
P: Believe me, the look will be great
J: But babies don't have boobs!
P: Well you do, girl. Big ones...according to your father. Now shut up, stick your tits out and drool!
Comments
Sanitized version of the original blog post title? Steve, are you being oppressed by pressure from "the man?"
no really - i don't get it!
Nope --you lost it right at the start. That's not her left hand on the bale of hay.
What do I win?
Whoops. I'm an idiot who can't distinguish between "tablecloth on a leg posing as some sort of skirt" and "bale of hay". Sorry...
I blame the thumbnail. ;)
:-) Those thumbnails can be clicked. Click and see what happens:-)
Yeah, I know / knew. Thanks. In this case when clicked she just gets bigger and dumber. :)
Yuk. No connection between the idea and the execution. Not bothered at all by the cleavage (there's nothing to see) but by the dumbness on the face.
OOOH I LOVE THEM AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE,AND OF JESSICA TOO!(HA HA)
OOOH I LOVE THEM AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE,AND OF JESSICA TOO!(HA HA)
OOOH I LOVE THEM AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE,AND OF JESSICA TOO!(HA HA)