Giorgio Armani to Unveil David Beckham's Junk
On June 18 at 5PM at Macy's in San Francisco, Giorgio Armani will unleash a giant poster with a David Beckham image from the Emporio Armani Underwear campaign. Shield your eyes little ones as the big one may be too much for you to handle. That or scrawny Victoria who'll, no doubt, be there to make sure her husband's junk remains her own, might smack you with one of her fake boobs.
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Priceless. I can only guess that the next thing will be a 3-D billboard of David Beckham's junk... Which will result in a worldwide shortage in 3-D glasses.
Ever notice how Beckham's voice sounds nothing like you think it would?
He's sooooo beautiful, but when he speaks you find yourself say "Sssh David, ssssh"