To Celebrate Growth, Agency Offers Free Tattoos (Branded, of Course)
In case anyone's looking for a job: "In recognition of the fact that Captains of Industry has won new business and is looking for more Captains to join its ranks, the company is offering free temporary tattoos of its logo*. Anyone who wants a nifty Captains tattoo should send their request to tattoo@captainsofindustry.com.
Get 'em while they last!
*For a limited time only, while supplies last, one per person, household or pet. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Offer void in Uzbekistan."
Have at it. Angela? The tattoo, not the job!!
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Gro-tesque. Also, I think her gold necklace is fake.
Angela don't need no stinkin' tattoos... She's fucking dynamite just the way she is...
Check out my "Boob Mouse" on AdScam.
Cheers/George
GP, I'm really touched that you feel that way, especially in light of the gigantic tattoo that I already have and can never, ever, ever erase.
Jesus Angela...
You certainly know how to turn a young, inexperienced guy on. Does Steve know about your "hidden" qualities?
Cheers/George
I should hope so, George. He did find me on a webcam site.
Angela...
Are you a Russian Bride then?
Cheers/George