Zantac Makes Cosmetic Surgery Just That Much More Accessible

This year's Zantac Super Bowl ad featured a woman whose facial features improved significantly after a giant thumb and forefinger airbrushed it with a minty Zantac pill.

Because Zantac ain't just for heartburn -- it's tomorrow's surprise contender in the insta-nip/tuck game. Big incentive: minty-fresh breath comes stock! We live for the incentives.