What Do the Battle of Thermopylae and Chippendales Have in Common? SPARTANS!

Those who watched 300 in a theatre full of high school kids know it was just a matter of time before the film sparked an epic spoof with a disco king-meets-Bring it On kind of feel.

And no, we're not talking about this.

The wait's over. Meet the Spartans. The trailer's almost as guffaw-inducing as 300 itself.