Sometimes All It Takes to Send a Message is an Ornery Footballer and a Marker

We probably only think this is funny for two reasons:

1. We like the idea of poking a meaty fat guy into livid confrontation
2. The idea of leaving our mark on somebody's belly in big fat Magic Marker never loses appeal, no matter how old we get

The Hooliganograms are the classy invention of Cake, which is promoting Football Hooligans International, a new series on Discovery. It debuts in Europe this fall.

If it somehow manages to be the emotional trainwreck Footballers' Wives was, it will probably be a success.