Beef Curtains Served With Man Sandwich and Cream Pie
Well since there's apparent surprise we haven't yet seen this cheeky New Zealand spot for Sky Television's Fresh TV, an adult channel, we're happy to oblige anyone who's confuzzled as to why we, contrary to popular belief, don't have spies in every agency in every country around the world. So here it is. During it's 1:10 length, it contains more metaphors and sexual innuendo than we'd dare say you'd find on Adrants in a year. Or maybe a month., OK, a week but still. We particularly like "beef curtains."
Give it a watch. It comes courtesy of DDB New Zealand. See how many metaphors you can spot. There's an accompanying website but it seems it's too filthy and there's only a "Be Back Soon" image.
Comments
Well the surprise wasn't because you hadn't seen it... but rather that you weren't involved in the creation... it IS selling porn after-all and I assumed that was kind of 'your thing' steve.
-b
Oh it is indeed "my thing." That is if I had a thing but I don't so now I just write about things. OK, that sounded gross.
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