Future Marketing Summit Fast Approaches to Bear Brimfire for Naughty Marketers

The Adave miracle phone promises to do everything the iPhone failed to: it will read for us, deal with clients for us and get all our media work done. We clicked "Buy it now" faster than we should have and were instantly forced into the raw white light of confusing, bewildering conference information.

Awww. We'd declare shenanigans, but the Guilt is too overwhelming.

This year's Future Marketing Summit: NY takes place on March 5 at the Broad Street Ballroom. Speakers include SVP Esther Lee of Coca-Cola, creative director Luanne Calvert of Google, Colin Drummond of CP+B, and a passel of other super awesome bigwigs that could only look like rock stars to us.

The running theme is "Integration" and session one is called "Reality Check." Oh, that's blistering. Does this mean no magic phone?

Apparently not. Slacker. Register here.