Roto Rooter Pimps Crappers For the Luxe Multi-Tasker
We can't imagine anything nicer than sitting on our asses with the right electronics close by. You can only improve on that experience with soothing music and a flusher.
That's why Roto Rooter is trying to make themselves relevant to a new demographic by running a contest for a pimped-out throne of dreams. When you pause and carefully consider the popularity of Pimp My Ride and sitting on your ass, it really makes perfect sense.
Thanks Shedwa for the tip-off. We'd race out of our seats to join the contest but we'd rather just sit here, breathe heavily and sometimes flush.
Comments
Angela...
Why has the guy in the picture still got his trousers on? Unless he's got a "Farmers Flap!" He's going to make a mess of himself. It's important for your readers to know these facts.
Cheers/George
George. He's clearly just some showroom lurker who has been prevented, for obvious reasons, from realizing the pimp seat's true glory. Said glory must be reserved for the one true king.
You really think they'd let the PIMP SEAT get deflowered by a douche like that?
Clearly you don't know Roto Rooter.
Angela
I think you are hinting here that CP+B is about to pick up the Roto Rooter account to compensate for its upcoming loss of VW... Which means we can look forward to KINGS... i.e. Bozos in big papier mache masks, sitting on the Pimp Throne... But, I have to ask the question... Will His Highness be with, or without pantaloons. Once again, your readers deserve all the facts.
Cheers/George