Starbucks Brainwashes Boston Cabbies
Catch Up Lady takes paranoid note of Starbucks' infiltration of Boston cab drivers, who seem to be in cahoots with It's Red Again, the pay-it-forward campaign that's got people doing all kinds of weird shit like buying baked goods for each other. And smiling! What's with the smiling?!
Catch Up Lady vows to bar herself indoors but to be honest we'd like to get in the way of the people giving out movie tickets and orgasmic pastries. Clearly another demonstration of how Starbucks intends to take over the world, to no positive end. - Contributed by Angela Natividad
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Starbucks has run Boston cabby promotions in the past (I believe we were the first town to have the "accidentally left-behind on the roof coffee cup" thing go on).
If a cabby does this for me, I'll thank him kindly, and tell him his tip is going to my fav charity instead.
Pay-it-forward, don't ya know.