Ms. Dewey Sexes Up Search
In one swift blow Ms. Dewey has effectively done away with the stodgy librarian and that other search engine persona that we could never see ourselves warming up to by a fire.
She's saucy, she's sexy, she even poses provocatively from time to time with a cute little notepad - but beware, like most hot chicks she is chatty as hell and gets a little needy when neglected (along the lines of "Hel-loooo? Type something here!"). Also, sometimes she sings. We don't get embarrassed often, but we got embarrassed then. - Contributed by Angela Natividad
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Works really badly over a slow connection. She would start the "bored" act while I was typing the question, and then the "thinking" caption would start while she was looking impatient. Then she would stutter a bad joke and give me the results, all at about 1/100 the speed of Google.
KW: What on earth made you think Ms Dewey existed for efficiency?
o_O
Angela, I really enjoyed the entire presentation.
Who did this interesting site? thx
Arthur, this might help.
This is a very slow load. I tried it a few times throughout the day and could not even get to the search screen. Still not ready for primetime.
Angela,
I think its a cost tradeoff, like most real life things. If it gave me answers at one quarter the speed of Google, I might use it now and then for fun. At this kind of performance ratio, complete with inappropriate timing and stuttering audio, I won't use it at all.
I LOVE Ms. Dewey! She is quite fetching and a joy to watch.
Great idea. OK, probably not as fast as Google, but never have I typed in Google just to stare at the website either...
Thanks,
Scott Burns
Ms Dewey is horny she is just a sexy search engine. One can search by using hornylion and ms dewey will tell you how horny she is. For a naked ms dewey you would need an adult search engine like hornylion to find sexy x rated or even erotic stuff.
Ms. Dewey is an excellent and delightful new intro to the future. Get with it people!
Of course she is not going to be as fast as Google, YET! However, remember flash integration with php is new. Just sit back and enjoy a peek into the future people and stop complaining about it. Remember dial-up? Remember getting aol in 1995? How long did you sit there waiting to here "welcome!"? Exactly, just be patient. I think Ms. Dewey is excellent and I can't wait to see her growth as the technology improves!
Отличный сайт, она просто очаровашка, предлагаю добавить еще каких нибудь проделок....вот !!! Респект!!!
WoW! What a sear engine. I love to watch MS.Dewey. What a sexy look. Super, Great...Keepitup.
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