Dominos' Oreo Desert Pizza the New Obesity Drug
It's official. Burger King and McDonald's are no longer the whipping boys for obesity. If pizza alone weren't enough to add mass to your body, Dominos, with help from JWT, has created a serious food oddity: the Oreo Desert Pizza, which, along with adding to one's body mass, will also, according to this commercial, give one an Oreo Desert Pizza Mustache. Or goatee. Or beard. Or whatever. Gross. Probably tastes really good though and the commercial's funny. Directed by The Perlorian Brothers.
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Reginald Pike seem to get it right time after time
does the name suggest that this sweet pizza can only be enjoyed in arid climates (dessert in the desert)?
Dominoes is the epitome of capitalism. Sell "it" to make money no matter what the consequence. "USA! USA! USA!"
Dominoes is the epitome of capitalism. Sell "it" to make money no matter what the consequence. "USA! USA! USA!"
The oreo pizza from dominos is the worst thing I've ever eaten besides liver.
The oreo pizza from dominos is the worst thing I've ever eaten besides liver.
Dominos Oreo pizza has officially replaced KFC's Famous Bowls as the worst food ever. The only way this monstrosity could be any worse would be if it were made from the boiled hearts of Tsunami orphans.
Way to go, Dominos.
I have to agree with Deb.
If it had a soft poofy crust? Might not be all that bad -- like a chocolatey version of their Cinnasticks. But with the crust they have now? Imagine Oreos and marshmallow fluff on a really really big flavorless cracker.
That's not food. And the commercial makes it look disgusting. Yes, and the KFC bowl thing isn't food either. When I first saw that commercial, I thought it was a satire and was waiting for twist where, after disgusting us, they bring out the healthy food and tell us to eat right. They must be using 5 year olds in the test kitchens and marketing depts.
Wrong on so many levels. Perfect example of a company that doesn't care if it gives you a heart attack, kills you by malnutrition, or makes it all too easy to serve this shit to your kids. People buying this "food" should consider the consequences of what they're doing to their bodies and how they're supporting evil corporations like this.
No one is forcing anyone to eat this nonsense. Why then is it the companies fault because the majority of people dont have self-control? Give me a break. We dont live in a Socialist society - thankfully. We have to fend for ourselves. Big deal there is another disgusting "treat" on the market. No one is forcing you to eat it. Just look away from the "pizza."
Charlie:
the hearts of small children are actually very good for you, and hey if a tsunami kills a bunch of them why not put them to good use? just like the Native Americans don't waste anything. mm mm tasty
WHAT? These are not gross at all! They're delicious! KFC famous bowls rock too....
learn how to spell ...it is dessert - not desert!