St. Louis Is Blue, Mother Makes Footballers, Bikinis Sell Bikes

- I guess you'd be interested in this if you cared about the St. Louis Blues.We're not and we don't.

- I guess you'd be interested in this if you cared about the World Cup and agencies that like to make footballer action figures.

- I guess you'd be interested in this if you cared about people pulling their intestines out of their abdomens just to deliver a "no guts. no glory" message for the grafika awards show.

- I guess you'd be interested in this if you cared about bikinis and bikes. Not that bikinis and bikes have anything to do with each other aside from the gratuitous combination purely to sell bikes.