VMA Thoughts

I wanted to hang back and watch a movie tonight but I got sucked in. So here's what going on:

• Dudes, how hard is it to say "ask"?
• Ashlee, get a vocal tune up. Or at least get remix going.
• Check Gap's www.howdoyou.com - nice butt Sarah Jessica!
• Beyonce, the hair!
• John: Chapelle's little john?
• How old is Kurt Loder? Has he forgotten how to talk? And why is that Asian chick alwats cutting him off?
• Adver-wear t-shirts make an appearance.
• Will Smith does his "I am the bomb" thing ...and brings on the Shaq.
• So when it Britney getting married?
• Mathew Lillard (my fave) get a mosh pit boat ride to the stage to co-present with Hilary Duff.
• Interesting how MTV's swipes look so much like the current HP campaigns. Hmm...
• Shakira's cute.
• Verizon's Virgin Mobile's singing commercials rock.
• Saturn does a new version of its kitchen sink commercial.
• Singing the nominees songs. Nice touch.
• OK, I'm tuning out until Britney gets married.
• The Kerry/Bush sisters do a weird plea for youth voting.
• Cell phones are the new rock concert lighter.
• Are there any more white musical artists?
• Britney isn't married yet.
• Little local (to me) girl Jojo shows up along with the American Olympic hotties.
• Oh well. It's over and no wedding. Like we really thought that was gonna happen.

All in all, a much better worse show than in years past.