Lebanese Women Ponder American Culture

"Is that her leg or her arm?"

"I don't know. It's hard to tell with American women."

"Yea, with all that flesh showing, anyone could mistake an arm for a leg."

"Wait, is that her crotch or her hip?"

"Hard to tell with the positions these American girls like to put themselves in."

"Why do American women always have their legs spread open?"

"Well, they do have a lot of sex in America, you know. They have this thing called porn. Heard of it?"

"You mean American women's Olympic volleyball?"

"Well not exactly but it's kind of similar."