Cosmo Pulled From Shelves For Offending Oral Sex Tagline

In Australia, the September issue of Cosmopolitan, ever the leader in the "how to keep you man happy" category, was yanked from a Woolworths magazine rack over complaints regarding a tagline that read, "Oral sex lessons: Blow-by-blow tips for you and for him." It was too much for some who complained to store management. Talks between store management and publisher Australian Consolidated Press and it was agreed the magazine would go back on sale but with a sticker covering the offending language. Men across the country were distraught over the prospect of their girlfriend/wife/hooker's inability to provide a proper hummer. Thanks again to Charley Brough.