Home Theater Magazine Says Speakers Are Sexy

One the cover of the February issue of Home Theater Magazine is the headline, "85+ Sexy Speakers for Plasma (TVs)." Granted, every other magazine is throwing some hot guy or girl on their cover or writing some double-entendre but sexy speakers? Do they think readers will look at or listen to these speakers and get so sexually aroused that they work themselves up to the point of no return and afterwards go buy the speakers instead of having the proverbial post-coital cigarette? Anyways, what exactly is a sexy speaker?