Paris Hilton Wins in Landslide Over Bush

Apparently, fewer people give a shit about the capture of Saddam then they do about Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritche getting two guys to suck face with each other. Yup, this week's episode of "The Simple Life" beat Diane Sawyer's interview with President Bush by a million viewers. All demographic groups except for those over 50 preferred Paris to the President. Paris for President?