SalADvertising Launched With Lettuce-Bikinied Girls

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OK. So what do you get when you ask a few hot agency interns to come up with a new business and then create a campaign to promote it? Well, SalADvertising, of course. After all, assvertising was already taken. Today, according Night Agency interns, is National Salad Day as well as the birth of their company, SalADvertise.

Noting 35.9 percent of American eat salad three to six times a week, the interns figured, hey, that’s a captive audience so they’ve created branded plastic take out salad containers as a saleable medium. Being interns the team isn’t yet jaded by too many fresh idea-crushing years in the industry so they skipped past all the marketing crap we create just so people will pay us lots of money for something they could have done themselves and went right to the Holy Grail of advertising: sex sells.

Today, four delicious looking Night Agency interns donned delicious looking bikinis made from delicious looking lettuce and paraded their delicious looking hotness around New York City providing a deliciously delectable drool-fest over which lettuce (and otherwise) starved guys could salivate.

Oh, and speaking of guys, there were guy interns involved in this project too but, as they will soon learn, their place is, and forever will be, in the background behind the likes of Obama Girl, Carl’s Jr. Girl, Sloggi Girls, the Jim Beam Bimbo, the Punk Marketing Girls, that big boobed Muscly Jerk Guide Girl, Diesel’s Heides Girls and every girl ever to appear in any yet to be created beer commercial. Get use to it guys.

If you’re suddenly feeling hungry for more lettuce, your relief is here.

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