ZobZee to Kill FriendFeed, Put Twitter Out of Misery

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Apparently in the works for over six months, ZobZee promises to be the the killer social app which will put Twitter out of its misery and lend some order to the insanity that is FriendFeed. ZobZee’s premise? Why type when you can just think your social inanities and have them automatically shared with the world?

Just think, as the Welcome email reads, “Imagine being able to know what Scoble is hungry for the moment he thinks it? He doesn’t even have to type it… just think it, and you’ll know. Imagine you could know what Jason Calacanis is thinking in the shower. If you are his Zobzee friend, you will know immediately and you could share all of his secrets.”

Seriously, why have to deal with continuous Twitter outages and confusing FriendFeed streams when all you have to do is let it all flow directly into your brain?

Sign up now and make this the biggest fake social network ever and give Joe Jaffe UNM2PNM wet dreams.

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