You’re into Yoga? Pardon Me While I Cream Myself

Did you ever have that fantasy about looking so hot that other hotties literally pause on the street to look at you? Or make love to themselves against your windows? Or put on period costumes to play kinky games around your body while you complete yoga postures?

We all have. And it’s all in this Equinox spot by Fallon.

But wait! There’s more.

Lavish in the sight of natural beauties covered in surgical marker. And watch nuns drool visibly while sketching a living Adonis.

The campaign is called Happily Ever (what’s your after?). It’s totally fantasist and dripping with sex, which would have killed the concept if we were actually meant to confuse the imagery with real life.

Now, ‘scuse us while we score a gym membership.

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