Your Apathy Could Put McCain in Office. Oh, Noooooes.

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Hot damn. As November 4 nears and political ads grow increasingly more negative, MoveOn.org — which has a knack for instigating a fight — whips out its own ammo.

Non-voters are the target. This faux news video can be customized to include the name of any potential non-voter. Plug your name in to see it defamed across Facebook, in church marquees and among angry middle-aged protesters. (It’s a surprisingly heady sensation. This must be how Heather Mills feels every single day.)

Aside from that sidebar about McCain bombing goats, the best part is when George W. Bush thanks you for your service. I think it gave me hypertension.

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