You Mean People Actually Get Laid This Way?

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Witness with a growing sense of unease as a couple on its first date quotes lines from Romeo & Juliet.

$5 says they met on eHarmony.

How Romeo Pulls Juliet,” which vibes like a middling tribute to Baz Luhrmann’s ’96 oeuvre, was put together by Madeinmilan Wine. The company wanted to “tell a story about having fun with wine, indulging in intense pleasure” while incidentally promoting a suite of wines named after iconic characters, like Romeo. (There’s also a bottle marked Brutus. Hrm.)

For requisite engagement purposes, check out the “wine pairing” section, where you (apparently…?) pair wine to other things, like “travel” or “chill out.” (We have NO idea.)

Click on “sex” for an exciting shot of a mad couple crawling around on all fours. We’re not sure why it’s there, but it struck us as one of the few things worth mentioning at all.


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