You Know You Want More Spitzer Fodder

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In light of the public misery (and promotional creativity) that buying an expensive hooker can wreak, the PR team of 02138 magazine (a pub for “Harvard influentials”) have seen fit to tell us that Monsieur and Madame Spitzer scored the cover for the “Power Couples” issue.

They were chosen for their “influential careers and continued commitment to maintaining a strong and lasting relationship” — their words, not ours. (Can we get a quote on that from Hillary?) We’re sure the choice has nothing to do with all the traffic they’ll score from bored gossip-mongers that frequent sordid sites like ours.

Read the article — and see more sappy grayscale images — at the 02138 website.

Silda’s hawt. (We hope we look like that, pre-op, after 40.) Why the compulsion to pay for the Grail, Eliot?

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