You Can Climb Snow-Capped Peaks With Timberlands. Seriously

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Um, right. And we’re supposed to believe a simple pair of Timberland sneakers can somehow enable us to climb to the top of a multi-thousand foot, snow-capped peak? With out any climbing gear at all? Oh wait, this is an ad. Of course you can climb to the top of a snow-capped peak with a pair of sneakers because, well, it’s all about the apparent fact “everyone dreams of standing on a podium.”

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