Yo, Bitch! Britney is Back! And she’s Looking Good!

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Britney Spears used to be cute. Britney Spears used to be adorable. Britney Spears used to be the hottest thing in the planet. The came K-fed. Then came baby. Then came Bald Britney. Then came the MTV Video Music Awards debacle. Then came….two commercial featuring an adorably cutre Britney Spears promoting this years MTV VMAs? Wait? What?

Yes. It seems our adorable cutie is back. And if she’s going to remain adorably cute then what’s not to love? Do we really want to fester in her trashy life or do we want to go back to worshiping her for being the hottest pop start on the planet? Wait. Don’t answer that for fear you’ve all been adversely affected by the last five years of blogloid “journalism.”

See the spots here and here.

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