Yawn…Zzzz…Kelly Brook Gets Naked For PETA

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Before the decade is out, it seems every celebrity will have shed their clothes to appear in a PETA ad campaign. The latest addition to the naked celebrity parade is British actress and model Kelly Brook. In the ad, Brook is naked but she’s painted to resemble a snake. The ad’s headline is “Whose Skin Are You In?” Body copy reads, “Animals belong in the wild, not in your wardrobe.”

Of her participation in the campaign, Brook said, “It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed for boots, bags and belts.”

The 32E Brook was last seen writhing in a perpetual state of hyper sexualized ecstasy as she awaited rescue as the last Axe Angel who hadn’t yet fallen from the sky into the arms of her perfect lover.

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