Yawn. St. Pauli Girl Choose New St. Pauli Girl

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Does anyone really care? Really? After all, one brand ambassador is just like another, right? But we wouldn’t be doing our job here at Adrants if we didn’t point out every last bit of hot on the advertising landscape so, yawn, here goes.

St. Pauli Girl has chosen a new…St. Pauli Girl Her name is Jennifer England and she’s from Michigan. She’s a former Miss Venus Swimwear International as well as Miss Hawaiian Tropic International so she’s well qualified to become St. Pauli Girl’s version of a barmaid which is sort of like a cross between a high school cheerleader and lingerie model.

How this sells beer we know not but we also know not how any other brand’s mascot sells anything either. We’re just glad some brand enjoy serving up eye candy as opposed to the less interesting stuffed/fluffy/talking animal variety.

And that, friends, is your useless news item of the day.

Oh but wait!

If you’re a poster collector, the press release informs you can order a free poster of England in St. Pauli Girl wear up through May 20 and sign up to win an autographed poster (the 3 millionth one) which will be hand delivered by England, herself.

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