Yawn. No Wait! Oh, God. I’m Gonna Puke! Where’s the Toilet?

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So yesterday, we yawned and practically fell asleep after watching one of Danica Patrick’s new Boost Mobile commercials. Today we experienced an entirely different reaction. And it wasn’t pleasant. In fact, we had to run to the toilet and puke after watching Danica sign some “great racks” in another iteration of the TV campaign.

“What You think this is wrong?”, asks Danica. Yea, we do, girl. We really do. Reverse stereotypes be damned. Let the women wear the miniskirts, high heels and bikinis. We’re quite fine with men wearing completely unstylish pit crew ump suits. Anything. Just can they please keep their clothes on?

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