Yawn. Hot Chick Strips in Back Seat For Samsung

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If you’re going to shoot a “viral” of a hot chick like Yfke Sturm stripping in a limo to pimp your Samsung Allure 5 phone, the least you could do is film it so we could actually see what was going on. Especially when she’s got assets like these.

Oh wait. We get it. You shot it to purposefully make us drool for more. It’s viral strategy 4,745. Sorry. We should know this stuff by now. Our bad.

Oh and you know what? When your phone rings in the middle of a stripping session in the back of a car, you ignore the phone, idiot! Seriously. Is a phone call really that important when you’re fooling around high school-style?

All we get out of this video? The feeling we’re a pervert hunched over a laptop desperately drooling for a nipple slip like a 16 year old boy who can’t take his eyes off his prom date’s massive breasts which keep spilling out of her dress as she dances in front of him.

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