Xenadrine Says Don’t Be Such A Fat Ass

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Thank God some company finally had the balls to chuck political correctness out the window and talk straight. Hurling insults such as “You’re so fat you got baptized at Sea World, “You sweat Crisco” and “You’re so fat, when you tried to cross the street, people ran out of gas trying to go around you,” this commercial for weight loss drug Xenedrine is bluntly honest. Calling overweight people “fat asses,” Xenedrine urges people to lighten up and burn the fat away. Of course, there’s the whole debate about whether a drug is as good as honest exercise to lose weight but we’ll save that debate for another time.

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